Cucumber Found in Jobert Sucaldito's Rectum

A well-known TV personality in the Philippines, Jobert Sucaldito was rushed to the emergency room of Capitol Medical Center in Quezon city. A surgery was initiated to remove a cucumber stuck in his rectum. X-Ray results showed that the cucumber was broken piece that measured five inches in length. Doctors on the other hand remained silent over this emergency situation.

Jobert Sucaldito is a talk show host of ABS-CBN' The Buzz. According to an interview with him, he said that he was preparing a salad and accidentally sat on a chair that has a cucumber in an up-right position.

Jobert's helper, another 5-inch cucumber was found in the room (probably the other half of the one stuck in his rectum). Along with that is Johnson's baby oil, pictures of men, and tissue paper were found in the vicinity.

With what happened, a group of vegeterians are said to file a complaint against Sucaldito for abusing the defenseless cucumber. However, there are no final reports on this one yet.

Meanwhile, Sucaldito is now in a safe condition, ready to be discharged from the hospital.